Friday, January 8, 2010

I spelled jokes "jakes." I am so stupid I should start watching Jay Leno.

Conan makes jakes

Conan made some jokes about his situation. They were funnier than Jay Leno's jokes. Because everythign he does is better than Jay Leno.

Except getting promoted for being terrible.

Here is the First Post.

Let's say you have two options for lunch. One option is a place that makes world-class food. Really great stuff. It's just awesome. You literally would rather eat this food than spend time with your kids. Which is not that hard to believe because your kids are ugly.

Anyway, the other choice is a place where the food is terrible. And it makes you puke blood.

You choose the second option. Congrats. You are just like NBC.